listening to a sad song that has a nice beat
MEMO: The space bar is important.
how. IN THE FUCK. did that get through.
who was drunk and officially sent this advertisement out. who didn’t tell them something was wrong. who put up an inappropriately faulty billboard without anyone saying anything.
what monkeys were in charge of this operation.
OH MY GOD
…I’m not touching that pizza…
perfect gif usage
what if when you killed someone you gained their best trait
#you think you’re killing someone for their brain and you get their nose instead #you think you’re killing someone for their strength and you get their baking skills instead #you think you’re killing someone for their cunning and you get their ability to parallel park (via crazyassmurdererwall)
you know he dead after the last girl
Wow Azealia Banks really got mad at that last part
sorry mom im on chore limit ask me again at midnight
the best New Years text I got
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